Economic Meltdown

According to Jimmy Buffett, our economy just experienced an nearly apocalyptic catastrophe. Since when did the guy who writes songs about pirates and tequila become an economic expert? Maybe he watches Steven Colbert who proclaims that, “We are the blink of financial meltdown!”

But my buddy, known here in Salt Lake as the “Loan Arranger”, assures me that used cars are still available at Low! Low! Prices! and I can personally gaurantee you that he can still afford his normal shipments of coke. Although, he has recently switched to crack, but I think that’s just like going on a diet.


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