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I can’t decide if this is down right hilarious or over the top disturbing – probably a mixture of both.  There is a group of disturbed individuals called the Passion for Christ Movement that is marketing their corrupting ideals by selling t-shirts on the inter webs.  Example:

I don’t exactly know how one becomes an ex-masturbator, perhaps by having your arms chopped off?  That’s just about the only method that would work for me.  But then, would I really need so many t-shirts?

Other proposed shirts:

Ex-fornicator

Ex-scat artist

Current bondage king

Christian Dice slept with your girlfriend