Archive for the Humor Category

Texas Hates Porn

Posted in Humor with tags , , on April 16, 2009 by Christian Dice

Not only does Texas hate the US, but now apparently they hate porn as well.  UT Professor Robert Jensen:

“Pornography is what the end of the world looks like,”

Well, I say bring on the apocalypse!  The Prof continued:

“Jensen warned of potentially graphic descriptions in his lecture, but when he launched into the description of the top five most commonly produced “sexual acts,” many women and several men in the audience looked visibly shocked and disgusted. Four people left the lecture hall”

I’m willing to bet those four guys went straight to their bunks!

But the best part of the article is in the first and only comment:

Porn is what makes this magical world go round. – FapFap

Well done FapFap,well done!

Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn

Posted in Humor with tags , , , on April 7, 2009 by Christian Dice

Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke

“Acknowledging its embarrassment over worldwide outbreaks of violent, uncontrolled regurgitation, the Japanese government apologized Wednesday to the millions of viewers who have been sickened over the past three decades by the revolting depravity of the nation’s pornographic exports.”

Now we all know that the Japanese are real wierdos when it comes to sex, but god damn it when they do something they do it right – they arr fucking efficient!  For example:

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So, it would truly be sad if this were true, but it is the Onion.  Read it for your self.

April Fools!

Posted in Humor with tags on April 1, 2009 by Christian Dice

I hate April 1st.  Every year dumb ass people use this day as an excuse to make idiotic jokes and play practical jokes.  Warning to all the pranksters out their: I’m angry, I’m drunk, and am carrying a gun.  Happy April Fucking Fools Day!

Chuck Norris Threatens to Run for President

Posted in Humor with tags , , on March 11, 2009 by Christian Dice

While on The Glen Beck Program the other night, the American martial arts actor promised that if things became any worse, he would run for President of Texas.

“A country without anal sex or adult toys, but plenty of guns and denim. Holy shit, sounds like hell.” – From Flisted.com

Support Jesus, Buy Our T-Shirts!

Posted in Humor, Playing Dice with tags , on March 5, 2009 by Christian Dice

I can’t decide if this is down right hilarious or over the top disturbing – probably a mixture of both.  There is a group of disturbed individuals called the Passion for Christ Movement that is marketing their corrupting ideals by selling t-shirts on the inter webs.  Example:

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I don’t exactly know how one becomes an ex-masturbator, perhaps by having your arms chopped off?  That’s just about the only method that would work for me.  But then, would I really need so many t-shirts?

Other proposed shirts:

Ex-fornicator

Ex-scat artist

Current bondage king

Christian Dice slept with your girlfriend

Fat Tuesday!

Posted in Hotness, Humor with tags , , on February 25, 2009 by Christian Dice

In honor of Mardi Gras, Coed Magazine is celebrating Fat Boobs Day.  This is not for those with heart conditions or a sense of decency.  God, I should be in Rio.

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Update: Ok, this is just wrong.  It’s Mardi Gras for Christ’s sake!  I’ll need to link some hot Brazilians or New Orleans flashers.  I’ll get to work.

The Smoking Gun Strikes Again!

Posted in Humor, Playing Dice with tags , , , , on February 6, 2009 by Christian Dice

The smoking gun has the best mug shot of the year, and possible ever.  Do we really need an explanation for this:

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