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How Have I Ignored Kate Beckinsale?

Posted in Hotness, Movies with tags , , on September 24, 2009 by Christian Dice

Kate Beckinsale is one of the most beautiful women in the world.  What, do you need proof?

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Ok, one more:

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The Best Movie Review Ever!

Posted in Movies with tags , , , on January 15, 2009 by Christian Dice

Over at AlwaysWatching.org, Adam Quigly writes a review of The Unborn.  Its pretty obvious that this movie is a piece of trash, but based on this review I may be willing to watch it – at least the important 5-10 minutes when it hits youtube.

It seems that in order to unearth the positive elements of The Unborn, we must delve deeper into the story and characters that occupy it. And by “story and characters,” I’m referring, of course, to Odette Yustman’s perfectly proportioned ass.

And the evidence:

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The Wrestler

Posted in Movies with tags , on December 17, 2008 by Christian Dice

Another interesting December movie is director Darren Aronofsky’s (Pi and The Fountain) The Wrestler.  Mickey Roarke stars as a hybrid of himself and Hulk Hogan, the Sports Guy gives his view here.

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Did I mention that Marissa Tomei plays a stripper?  So basically, a roided out washed up wrestler meets an ageing stripper, is this a recipe for happily ever after or what?  100% Awesomeness!

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Movie Madness

Posted in Hotness, Movies with tags on December 17, 2008 by Christian Dice

The people in Hollywood are so smart that they release all the good movies in December and leave the other 11 months open so we the people can watch The Girls Next Door and The Hills.  Seriously, if someone forced me at gun point to watch all the crap that passes as entertainment in this country, I’d rather take the bullet.  But fortunately it is December so there are actually movies out worth seeing.  Then I’m off to hit the slopes, figuratively speaking of course!

First, there’s Slumdog Millionaire about some street kid in India who is on some boring ass game show.  That sounds shitty, but there is a really hot Indian girl named Millika Sherwat that makes the movie worthwhile – and some good torture scenes to boot!

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