Ahh Memorial Day – A day for everyone in the country to contemplate and appreciate all the soldiers who have fought and died for our Freedom….yeah and for drunken coeds to get naked:
Drunken Lake Havasu Party Girls: Memorial Day Edition : COED Magazine.
The smoking gun has the best mug shot of the year, and possible ever. Do we really need an explanation for this:
It’s only the second week of the year, but already we have a competitor for the arrest of the year. Highlights include:
Deputies asked where Henderson was going, and he reportedly said, “I got the serious munchies, and I was driving to Micky D’s for a little snack.”
When they asked if he was alone in the car, he allegedly said, “No, I had a group of midgets with me who ran away when you got here. Yeah, I was (expletive) alone, dude. Do you see anyone else?”
and
“Dude, I don’t blow into long tube-shaped things. You have at it if you like blowing.”
Midgets, munchies, and blow job jokes all on a mere 0.23? Give that dude some Jager and lets see what comes out of his mouth! Full report available at The Niagara Gazette.
I don’t know if why this is news, but Bud Light is redesigning its cans and going all blue! I only buy Bud Light is I’m trying to impress a girl.
Otherwise, I go for the old stand by: 
Or if I’m really in the mood to party: 
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