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It Gets Way Worse – Daniel Tosh

Posted in Hotness with tags , , , , on July 11, 2011 by Christian Dice

Daniel Tosh on marriage: http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/it-gets-way-worse?xrs=share_copy

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Texas Hates Porn

Posted in Humor with tags , , on April 16, 2009 by Christian Dice

Not only does Texas hate the US, but now apparently they hate porn as well.  UT Professor Robert Jensen:

“Pornography is what the end of the world looks like,”

Well, I say bring on the apocalypse!  The Prof continued:

“Jensen warned of potentially graphic descriptions in his lecture, but when he launched into the description of the top five most commonly produced “sexual acts,” many women and several men in the audience looked visibly shocked and disgusted. Four people left the lecture hall”

I’m willing to bet those four guys went straight to their bunks!

But the best part of the article is in the first and only comment:

Porn is what makes this magical world go round. – FapFap

Well done FapFap,well done!

Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn

Posted in Humor with tags , , , on April 7, 2009 by Christian Dice

Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke

“Acknowledging its embarrassment over worldwide outbreaks of violent, uncontrolled regurgitation, the Japanese government apologized Wednesday to the millions of viewers who have been sickened over the past three decades by the revolting depravity of the nation’s pornographic exports.”

Now we all know that the Japanese are real wierdos when it comes to sex, but god damn it when they do something they do it right – they arr fucking efficient!  For example:

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So, it would truly be sad if this were true, but it is the Onion.  Read it for your self.

April Fools!

Posted in Humor with tags on April 1, 2009 by Christian Dice

I hate April 1st.  Every year dumb ass people use this day as an excuse to make idiotic jokes and play practical jokes.  Warning to all the pranksters out their: I’m angry, I’m drunk, and am carrying a gun.  Happy April Fucking Fools Day!

Chuck Norris Threatens to Run for President

Posted in Humor with tags , , on March 11, 2009 by Christian Dice

While on The Glen Beck Program the other night, the American martial arts actor promised that if things became any worse, he would run for President of Texas.

“A country without anal sex or adult toys, but plenty of guns and denim. Holy shit, sounds like hell.” – From Flisted.com

The Smoking Gun Strikes Again!

Posted in Humor, Playing Dice with tags , , , , on February 6, 2009 by Christian Dice

The smoking gun has the best mug shot of the year, and possible ever.  Do we really need an explanation for this:

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Arrest of the Year!

Posted in Humor with tags , , , on January 10, 2009 by Christian Dice

It’s only the second week of the year, but already we have a competitor for the arrest of the year.  Highlights include:

Deputies asked where Henderson was going, and he reportedly said, “I got the serious munchies, and I was driving to Micky D’s for a little snack.”

When they asked if he was alone in the car, he allegedly said, “No, I had a group of midgets with me who ran away when you got here. Yeah, I was (expletive) alone, dude. Do you see anyone else?”

and

“Dude, I don’t blow into long tube-shaped things. You have at it if you like blowing.”

Midgets, munchies, and blow job jokes all on a mere 0.23?  Give that dude some Jager and lets see what comes out of his mouth!  Full report available at The Niagara Gazette.

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