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The Best Movie Review Ever!

Posted in Movies with tags , , , on January 15, 2009 by Christian Dice

Over at, Adam Quigly writes a review of The Unborn.  Its pretty obvious that this movie is a piece of trash, but based on this review I may be willing to watch it – at least the important 5-10 minutes when it hits youtube.

It seems that in order to unearth the positive elements of The Unborn, we must delve deeper into the story and characters that occupy it. And by “story and characters,” I’m referring, of course, to Odette Yustman’s perfectly proportioned ass.

And the evidence:


The Wrestler

Posted in Movies with tags , on December 17, 2008 by Christian Dice

Another interesting December movie is director Darren Aronofsky’s (Pi and The Fountain) The Wrestler.  Mickey Roarke stars as a hybrid of himself and Hulk Hogan, the Sports Guy gives his view here.


Did I mention that Marissa Tomei plays a stripper?  So basically, a roided out washed up wrestler meets an ageing stripper, is this a recipe for happily ever after or what?  100% Awesomeness!


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