Blonde Bombshell

It has been awhile since I posted any pics of a hot blonde (other than Marisa Miller) so to break that slump I give you Misty Dawn – something tells me that is not her real name.

Texas Hates Porn

Not only does Texas hate the US, but now apparently they hate porn as well.  UT Professor Robert Jensen:

“Pornography is what the end of the world looks like,”

Well, I say bring on the apocalypse!  The Prof continued:

“Jensen warned of potentially graphic descriptions in his lecture, but when he launched into the description of the top five most commonly produced “sexual acts,” many women and several men in the audience looked visibly shocked and disgusted. Four people left the lecture hall”

I’m willing to bet those four guys went straight to their bunks!

But the best part of the article is in the first and only comment:

Porn is what makes this magical world go round. – FapFap

Well done FapFap,well done!

Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn

Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke

“Acknowledging its embarrassment over worldwide outbreaks of violent, uncontrolled regurgitation, the Japanese government apologized Wednesday to the millions of viewers who have been sickened over the past three decades by the revolting depravity of the nation’s pornographic exports.”

Now we all know that the Japanese are real wierdos when it comes to sex, but god damn it when they do something they do it right – they arr fucking efficient!  For example:

So, it would truly be sad if this were true, but it is the Onion.  Read it for your self.

Holy Tits!

Some women in Texas just come back from Brazil with 38KKK breasts.  Thats a whole gallon of silicone in each tit!  This is why I love Brazil:  in Texas there are limits to the amount of silicone that can be used to fill implants, but in Brazil you can do whatever you want!  A gallon of silicone?  Sim!  Three breasts?  Sim!  All you limbs amputated?  Sim, sim, sim, sim!  And they said that everything is bigger in Texas!

Ivy Black is sweet.

Now, I am a little late on this, but I’ve been down in Mexico making coneciones.  Anyway, Ivy Black (actually burntfilm) was kinda enough to leave a comment on the belt-skirt posting.  I don’t know if it was really her or some geek who runs her sight, but I’ll go ahead and throw up another post about her.  Here she is in a super tight dress – and less.  Why?  Because that’s just how I roll.  And she’s ridiculously hot.  And I like tattoos.  And she’s ridiculously hot…just go check out the pics.

The All New Belt-Skirt!

Ivy Black is innovative, welcome to the Belt Skirt:

I love this kind of combination, it reminds of my old days at Taco Bell and their Spoon-Fork.  I know, we all ask ourselves why we didn’t think of it first.